Dad: Hyrum, what did you learn at church today?
H: Not to touch chickens and geeses.
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A conversation between Hyrum and his new primary teacher
Teacher: What does your dad do?
H: He brings home money.
Teacher: But what does he do for his job?
H: I don't know, he just brings home money.
Economically speaking, this is at least a step up from when he was asked the same question at preschool and responded that his dad works in the garage.
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H: Abraham, when you grow up, are you going to be nicer to your kids than Dad?
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Dad: You can only kiss when you have a wife.
A: I can't wait 'til I have a wife!
***
Hyrum was nagging his brother about everything from the way Abraham brushed to his teeth to how he held his blanket. I told him to mind his own business and he responded with:
H: Mom! You're always acting like you're in charge! Don't you know that you're wrong I'm always right?!?
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Hyrum was pretty sick one night and in between throwing up, while curled up in my lap, he asked in a quiet voice:
Mommy, maybe we should say a prayer to help me feel better.
Teacher: What does your dad do?
H: He brings home money.
Teacher: But what does he do for his job?
H: I don't know, he just brings home money.
Economically speaking, this is at least a step up from when he was asked the same question at preschool and responded that his dad works in the garage.
***
H: Abraham, when you grow up, are you going to be nicer to your kids than Dad?
***
Dad: You can only kiss when you have a wife.
A: I can't wait 'til I have a wife!
***
Hyrum was nagging his brother about everything from the way Abraham brushed to his teeth to how he held his blanket. I told him to mind his own business and he responded with:
H: Mom! You're always acting like you're in charge! Don't you know that you're wrong I'm always right?!?
***
Hyrum was pretty sick one night and in between throwing up, while curled up in my lap, he asked in a quiet voice:
Mommy, maybe we should say a prayer to help me feel better.
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