Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Conversations

While working on the computer, I could see out of the corner of my eye Abraham playing with some ribbon. After unrolling the whole thing he said in a shocked voice:

A: Oh no! Mom, look what invisible Mercy did!

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The boys were talking in the back seat of the car about being super heroes. Abraham had been particularly obsessed with The Flash, but abruptly announced:

A: I'm going to be a new super hero. I'm going to be The Flush!


They then proceeded to make all manner of potty jokes and laughed hysterically for a good half hour.

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Abraham was talking about how his life is a party when the following realization came to him:

Dad: Can I come to your party?
A: No. Only girls can come to my party. Mom can come, and Mercy can come, but Dad's a boy and Hyrum's a boy... and... Oh no! I'm a boy!

He was pretty distraught that he couldn't go to his own party and needed to rethink his girls only policy.


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