Conversations

Abraham's primary teacher reported that he had been particularly disruptive in class. When I asked him why he had behaved so badly he responded:

A: Because I was mad at someone and they were laughing at my angry face.

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A: I wish Young Justice was a church day show.

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As I was discussing our plans for the day, Abraham showed his true colors:

Mom: Okay, you and Mercy need to stay in your room while I take a shower, and then we'll go to the store.
A: And when we get home I can go back to not cleaning my room.

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Matthew was watching Vampire Diaries. The boys didn't quite catch the name of the show because they thought he was watching Vampire Diarrhea.

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A: Mom! Hyrum bit me!
H: I did not! I accidentally opened my mouth and put it on Abraham's face.

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A: When I'm all grown up I want to be a Wild Kratt and jump back in time to save the planet.

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H: What's 100 + 100?
Mom: 200
H: What's 100 + 100 +100?
Mom: 300
H: What's 1 billion + 100?
Mom: one billion one hundred.
H: Wow, Mom, you're so smart!

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A: Mom look! I told you Inja Turtles were real!